Here’s the video and the transcript from a funny video from Aish called the Kids’ Shul. http://www.aish.com/j/mm/The_Kid_Shul.html
Future President – When I grow up I want to be the Shul President.
Future Ba’al Koreh – When I grow up I want to be the Ba’al Koreh.
Future Sisterhood President – I want to be the Sisterhood President.
Future President – I want to be busy Erev Rosh Hoshana working out seat poltics.
Future Candyman – When I grow up I want to be the Candyman so I can eat as much candy as I want.
Future Ba’al Koreh – So that I can be told I’m going too slow.
Future Director of Operations – When I grow up I want to be Director of Operations
Future Ba’al Koreh – So that I can be told I’m going too fast.
Future Gabbai – When I grow up I want to be the Gabbai so I can give an Aliyah to someone who has a Yahrzeit for his uncle’s neighbor’s great grandmother.
Future Director of Operations – So I can make Havdalah even though no one is listening.
Future Sisterhood President – When I grow up I want to be the Sisterhood President so I can run around all year looking for volunteers.
Future President – When I finish my term everybody will be mad at me.
Future Office Manager – When I grow up I want to be the Office Manager.
Future Rabbi – When I grow up I want to be the Rabbi.
Future Candyman – So I can scare kids by saying ONLY ONE!
Future Office Manager – So I can sit in a tiny cluttered office all day.
Future Rabbi – I want to make a 5 minute drasha in 25 minutes.
Future Sisterhood President – So I can make a program at 4:30 and everybody will complain that it should be at 5:30.
Future President – I love it when the kids who don’t like leaders give me attitude.
Future Rabbi – When I grow up I want to be the Rabbi so I can work on Shabbos.
Future Gabbai – So I can boss everybody around and say “You do this”, “You do this”, “You do this”.
Future Sisterhood President – So I can make a program at 5:30 and everybody will complain that it should be at 4:30.
Future Office Manager – No your cubby is not included in the membership fee.
Future President – I want to hit up everyone for sponsorships.
Future Candyman – When I grow up I want to be the Candyman so I can through candy at girls.
Future Ba’al Koreh – When I grow up I want to be the Ba’al Koreh so I can spend all Friday Night preparing.
Future Rabbi – When I grow up I want to be the Rabbi so I can daven at 7 minyans in one day.
Future Gabbai – It will be so cool.
Future Rabbi – Shomrei Shabbos!
Future Ba’al Koreh – Chevra Mishnayos.